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The design reads in stacked lines: “I’M A WHORE \/ I GET PAID BY THE HOUR \/ TO DO AS I’M TOLD \/ TO HOPEFULLY MAKE SOMEBODY HAPPY.” The high-contrast lettering makes a confident, ironic statement that works as a conversation starter on laptops, journals, water bottles, or phone cases. Finished with a scratch-resistant glossy surface and vibrant eco-solvent inks, this kiss-cut vinyl sticker applies smoothly and holds fast on clean, flat surfaces. 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The distressed, heavyweight type reads “WE ARE ALL SLAVES TO THE SYSTEM,” hitting with unapologetic clarity. Stick it on a laptop, journal, waterless window, or notebook to add a rebellious accent that starts conversations. The square design sits cleanly on smooth surfaces and applies smoothly without bubbles, giving a sharp, matte-edge look from a durable vinyl face. 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The central word reads like a statement, rendered in barcode-style typography with an actual scanline below — a visual that feels both industrial and provocative. Around it, the text arcs read “WE ARE ALL” above and “TO THE SYSTEM” below, giving the design a rallying, rebellious tone. Stick it on a laptop, journal, water bottle, or tablet to add a graphic, anti-establishment accent to your everyday gear. The glossy finish keeps the black-and-white contrast sharp while the durable vinyl and permanent adhesive ensure the message stays where you place it. 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