{"product_id":"clock-sucker-sticker-funny-retro-alarm-clock-character-with-cash-coffee","title":"Clock Sucker Sticker — Funny Retro Alarm Clock Character with Cash \u0026 Coffee","description":"This glossy kiss-cut sticker brings a rowdy, tongue-in-cheek attitude to everyday gear. A snarling alarm-clock character clutches a coffee cup and a beer bottle while dollar bills fly around—bold yellow and black inks pop against the clear or white backing. It sticks smoothly to laptops, journals, water-bottle sleeves and more, and the scratch-resistant glossy finish keeps the colors vibrant through daily wear. Use it to declare late nights, chaotic mornings, or a no-nonsense sense of humor wherever you want a little irreverent personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish for lasting shine\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent backing and four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; suitable for smooth flat surfaces (not waterproof)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":55656652898377,"sku":"21107125919246526772","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":55656652931145,"sku":"23743791992433272775","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":55656652963913,"sku":"31845636642065947974","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9751\/3033\/files\/11269196928970849714_1200.jpg?v=1777221407","url":"https:\/\/discretionadvised.store\/products\/clock-sucker-sticker-funny-retro-alarm-clock-character-with-cash-coffee","provider":"Discretion Advised","version":"1.0","type":"link"}